The Santa Slasher Tee: Welcome to Camp Christmas Lake

🎄 Dreaming of a truly un-jolly holiday? So are we. Our Santa Slasher Tee is made for the kind of festive fiend who trades carols for chainsaws and mistletoe for machetes. Featuring a chillingly cheerful Santa, machete in hand, lurking by the eerie waters of Camp Christmas Lake — this shirt says "Ho-ho-horror is a year-round lifestyle."

With a full moon casting an ominous glow, subtle tributes to a certain infamous camp counselor, and a sinister cabin nestled in the woods, it’s the perfect mashup of merry and macabre. Printed on a durable, garment-dyed heavyweight tee, this shirt is built to survive every silent night and gruesome gathering from July through December. Ready to deck the halls with something decidedly dark? Start here!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″

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